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David Letterman’s Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat

14 Aug

Even though I’m not a Letterman fan, David Letterman pretty well  has it figured out

LETTERMAN’S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can

now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my

German Shepherd.

#9. I vote

Democrat because I believe oil companies’

profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are

obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t.

#8. I vote Democrat because I believe

the government will do a better job of

spending the money I earn than I would.

#7. I vote

Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is

offended by it.

#6. I vote Democrat because

I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local

police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am

also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home

in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

#5. I vote Democrat because I’m not

concerned about millions of babies being

aborted so long as we keep all death

row inmates alive and comfy.

#4. I vote Democrat because I think

illegal aliens have a right to free health

care, education, and Social Security benefits,

and we should take away Social Security from

those who paid into it.

#3.

I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed

to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the

rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party

sees fit.

#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the

Constitution every few days  to suit fringe kooks who would never get

their agendas past the  voters.

…And the

#1 reason I vote  Democrat is because I think it’s better to

pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might

upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in America. We don’t

care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.

Thank you and have a great day!

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