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Where to put president #44

14 Feb

. how appropriate is this???????????

Where to put President #44 !!!

Where, oh where

— to put Obama’s picture.

George Washington,

Our Nation’s first President

and leader of the American Revolution!


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Abe Lincoln,

Honorable leader

who pulled Our Nation through its darkest time!


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Alexander Hamilton,

Founding Father, first Secretary of the Treasury

and leader of the Constitutional Convention!


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Andrew Jackson,

“Old Hickory ”

fought the British in New Orleans !


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Ulysses Grant,

Union Army General,

led the North through the Civil War!


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Ben Franklin,

Genius inventor,

political theorist

and leading author of the Constitution.


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Finally,

We have someone to put on the

food stamp!!!
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Obama’s policies have put more people on welfare than any president before him,

so this placement is most appropriate.
Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing,

this is an “honor” he richly deserves.

I was eating breakfast with my 13-year-old granddaughter and I asked her,

“What day is the 20th of February?”


She said

“It’s President’s Day!”
She is a smart kid.
I asked

“What does President’s Day mean?”
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln …. etc.
She replied,

“President’s Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House,

and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment.”


You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose…

   

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