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You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start:

27 Feb

These are great!!

Date: Wednesday, February 22, 2012, 10:41 PM

If this doesn’t cheer you up, nothing will…..

Obama I quit

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start:

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree…and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

–Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like

Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

–Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’

new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like

and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

–Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama

call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

–Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between

Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,

and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.

–David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat

in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,

who would be saved?

A: America !

–Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between

Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

–Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of

the “Cash for Clunkers” program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper

stickers off the road.

–David Letterman

Funny

Solution to the problem in Libya : They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.

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