JEFF FOXWORTHY ON MUSLIMS
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You might be a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You might be a Muslim
3.You have more wives than teeth. You just might be a Muslim
4 .If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You might be a Muslim
5 .If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. You just might be a Muslim
6.If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You might be a Muslim
7.If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You just might be a Muslim
8.If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You might be a Muslim
9.If your cousin is president of the United States . There is a distinct possibility that you are a Muslim
10.You find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it. You might be a Muslim
This is straight forward country thinking.