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Jeff Foxworthy

03 Jul

JEFF FOXWORTHY ON MUSLIMS

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You might be a Muslim

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You might be a Muslim

3.You have more wives than teeth. You just might be a Muslim

4 .If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You might be a Muslim

5 .If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. You just might be a Muslim

6.If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You might be a Muslim

7.If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You just might be a Muslim

8.If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You might be a Muslim

9.If your cousin is president of the United States . There is a distinct possibility that you are a Muslim

10.You find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it. You might be a Muslim

This is straight forward country thinking.

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1 Comment

Posted by on July 3, 2011 in Family's

 

One response to “Jeff Foxworthy

  1. DeWayne VanAtta

    July 3, 2011 at 11:45 pm

    If you don’t find this offensive or racist and do forward it to Iraq, Lybia, or other choice spots of the world, you might be a FOOL!

     
 
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