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[usairwaysretirees] EARL AND LEROY…BACK AGAIN..

23 Mar

Earl & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News

Newspaper in Starkville, Mississippi,  and bought a

mule for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day..

The next morning the farmer drove up and said,   “Sorry,

fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.”

Earl &   Leroy replied, “Well, then just give us our money back.”

The farmer said,   “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already..”

They said, “OK then, just bring us the dead mule.”

The farmer asked, “What in the world ya’ll gonna do with a dead mule?”

Leroy said, “We gonna raffle him off.”

The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!”

Earl said, “We shor can!  Heck, we don’t hafta tell

nobody he’s dead!”

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Earl &

Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.

“What’d you fellers ever do   with that dead   mule?”

They said,”We raffled him   off like we said we

wuz gonna do.”

Leroy said,”Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two

dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.”

The farmer said,”Gol dern, didn’t anyone complain?”

Earl said, “Well, the feller who won got upset. 

So we gave him his two dollars back.”

Earl and Leroy now work for the gub’ment.

  They’re overseeing the Stimulus Program.

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