Ring Ring

02 Mar

*Rrriiiiinnnnggg,                                                               rrriiiinnnngg,**

*’Hi  honey.****This  is  Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the   phone?’**

**’No,  Daddy.**
**She’s upstairs in the  bedroom with Uncle  Paul.’**

**After  a brief  pause,**
**Daddy  says,**

**’But  honey, you haven’t got an Uncle  Paul.’**

**’Oh  yes I do, and he’s upstairs   in the room with Mommy,****Right  now..’**

Brief  Pause.

**’Uh,  okay then, this is what I want  you to do.**
**Put  the phone down on the table, run  upstairs**
**And  knock on the bedroom door and  shout to Mommy**
**That  Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’**

**’Okay, Daddy, Just a  minute.’**

**A few  minutes  later**
**The  little girl comes back to the  phone.**

**’I did it,  Daddy.’**

**’And what happened,  honey?’

‘Well,  Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed with no  clothes on and ran around screaming.**
**Then she tripped over the  rug, hit her head on the  dresser**
**And now she isn’t moving  at all!’**

**’Oh my  God!!!  What about your  Uncle Paul?’**

**’He jumped out of the bed  with no clothes on,  too.**
**He was all scared and he  jumped out of the back  window**
**And into the swimming  pool.**
**But I guess he didn’t know  that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean  it.**

**He hit the bottom of the  pool and I think he’s  dead.’**

*****Long  Pause*****

*****Longer  Pause*****
*****Even Longer  Pause*****

**Then  Daddy  says,**
**’Swimming pool?  ………..**

**Is  this  486-5731?’*

**No,  I think you have the wrong number……..* 

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