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Driver’s License check


 Check your Driver’s License

 I already re moved mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you 
 can see anyone’s Driver’s License on the Internet, including your  
own!
 I just searched for mine and there it was…picture and all!

 Thanks Homeland Security! Go to the web site, and check it out.

 It’s unbelievable!!! Just enter your name, city and state to see if 
 yours is on file.

 After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked
 "Please Remove." This will remove it from public viewing, but not 
 from law enforcement.
 Please notify all your friends so they can protect
 themselves too.

 Believe me they will thank you for it.  

                    http://www.license.shorturl.com/

 
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Posted by on June 30, 2009 in Jokes

 

How to save some American jobs and we can help!

Pass this on to everyone you know. 

 

 

Try to remember this EVERY TIME you have
To talk to a customer service representative
And you cannot understand them.  I did not
Know that we could do this, but I sure am
Going to try it.  Help bring jobs back to the
U.S.A.   Ask for an American!
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How to save some American jobs and we can help!

Hi Everyone,

I want to share with you some great information that I found out purely by
Accident. I believe it can also save and create jobs in America while giving
People better customer service.

So how many times have you called a companies service phone line and found
That the rep can barely speak English? Once with a major mortgage company
It was so bad I demanded to speak with someone who spoke English. Right at
That moment I broke the code, the secret password for customer service.

Come to find out that every American company using overseas operators must
Transfer you to an American rep
. By saying…….
" I want to speak to a representative in America ".
(Don’t take no for an answer on this)

This was confirmed by the American rep. That they must transfer you after
That request. I’ve tried it on a half a dozen major companies including
Cable, bank, phone and mortgage companies. It works every time and I
Actually get my issues taken care of.

 

PLEASE FORWARD THIS SO THE EAGLE WILL REMAIN CRYING.

 

THANK YOU!

 
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Posted by on June 30, 2009 in Family

 

A Teacher

 What is God’s gift in you? quiz and the result is A TEACHER


Your destiny is a teacher. A teacher is a person who can inspire someone else to be interested in a subject. Someone who is enthusiastic about something; to impart the knowledge of; to give intelligence concerning; to inculcate as true or important; to exhibit impressively; to direct, as an instructor; to manage, as a preceptor; to guide the studies of. Teaching is one of God’s highest callings for His children … ask God it might be you !

 
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Posted by on June 29, 2009 in Family

 

Poetry

If you like Poetry check this out.
 
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Posted by on June 28, 2009 in Poem

 

5TH GRADE ASSIGNMENT

 A  fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked  her class to look at TV commercials and see if  they could use them in some way to communicate  ideas  about God.     
 

Here  are some of the results: scroll  down….    

God  is like.
 
BAYER ASPIRIN
 
He  works miracles.  

God  is like.
 
a  FORD
He’s  got a better idea.

God  is like.
 
COKE
 
He’s  the real thing.  

(This  is great)

God  is like.
 
HALLMARK CARDS
 
He  cares enough to send His very  best.  

God  is like.
 
TIDE
 
He  gets the stains out that others leave  behind.  

God  is like.
 
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He   brings good things to  life.
 

God  is like.
 
SEARS
He  has everything.

God  is like.
 
ALKA-SELTZER
Try Him, you’ll like  Him

God  is like.
 
SCOTCH  TAPE
 
You  can’t see Him, but you know He’s  there.  

God  is like…
DELTA
He’s  ready when you are.
 

God  is like.  
ALLSTATE
You’re  in good hands with  Him.
  

God  is like.
VO-5  Hair Spray   
He  holds through all kinds of  weather.  

God  is like.  
DIAL SOAP
Aren’t  you glad you have Him?  Don’t you wish  everybody did?
 

(that  one is my favorite)
 

God  is like..  
the  U.S.  POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet  nor ice will keep Him from His appointed  destination.
  

God  is like.  
Chevrolet.  . . .the heart beat of America   
 

God  is like
 
Maxwell  House. . .
Good to the very last drop  
  

God  is like.
 
Bounty.  .. . .  
He  is the quicker picker upper. . can handle the  tough jobs. . and He won’t fall apart on  you  

Forward  this to! 10 people so that they can know what  God is like……( only! if you want to)!  

BLESSINGS  FROM

                                                MY  HOUSE TO YOUR HOUSE  

 
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Posted by on June 24, 2009 in Family

 

Bet you didn’t know

 

Before you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is?

Don’t lie and don’t cheat.

 

 

WD-40.  Who knew?  I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup.  I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason).  I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news.  He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do… probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open.  Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off.  It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck.  I’m impressed!  

 

WD-40 who knew?  "Water Displacement #40"

The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts.  WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company..  Its name comes from the project that was to find a ‘water displacement’ compound..  They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40.  The Convair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts.  

 

Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you.  When you read the ‘shower door’ part, try it.  It’s the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door.  If yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass.  It’s a miracle!  Then try it on your stove top …  Viola!  It’s now shinier than it’s ever been.  You’ll be amazed.  

 

Here are some other uses:

1.  Protects silver from tarnishing.  

2.  Removes road tar and grime from cars.

3.  Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.

4.  Gives floors that ‘just-waxed’ sheen without making them slippery.

5.  Keeps flies off cows.

6.  Restores and cleans chalkboards.

7.  Removes lipstick stains.

8.  Loosens stubborn zippers.

9.  Untangles jewelry chains.

10.  Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.

 

11.  Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.

12.  Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.

13.  Removes tomato stains from clothing.

14.  Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.

15.  Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.

16.  Keeps scissors working smoothly.

17.  Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes.

18.  It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor!  Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn’t seem to harm the finish and you won’t have to scrub nearly as  hard to get them off.  Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.

19.  Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly!  Use WD-40!

20.  Gives a children’s playground gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.

 

21.  Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers.

22.  Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.

23.  Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.

24.  Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.

25.  Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.

26.  Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.

27.  Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans

28.  Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.

29.  Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.

30.  Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.

 

31.  Removes splattered grease on stove.

32.  Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.

33.  Lubricates prosthetic limbs.

34.  Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).

35.  Removes all traces of duct tape.

36.  Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.

37.  Florida’s favorite use is: ‘cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.’

38.  The favorite use in the state of New York ,

       WD-40 protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.

39.  WD-40 attracts fish.  Spray a little on live bait or lures

       and you will be catching the big one in no time.. Also, it’s a lot cheaper than the    chemical  attractants that are made for just that purpose.  Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.

 

40.  Use it for fire ant bites.  It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.

41.  WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with   a      clean  rag.

42.  Also, if you’ve discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash.  

Presto!  The lipstick is gone!

43.  If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the moisture and allow the car to start.
 

P.  S.  The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.

 

 

 

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Before printing this e-mail – is it necessary? Think Green / Avant d’imprimer ce courriel, est ce nécessaire ? Pensez environnement.

 
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Posted by on June 23, 2009 in Family

 

Marian Anderson

As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be
down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise
might.

Marian Anderson
(1902-1993, American Contralto Concert and Opera Singer

 
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Posted by on June 21, 2009 in Family