FW: the Nun

22 Oct


A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the  cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver  won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is  sta ring. He replies: ‘I have a question to  ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’ She  answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as  old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you  get a chance to see and
hear just about  everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing  you could say or ask that I would find  offensive.’ ‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a  nun kiss me.’ She responds, ‘Well, let’s see what  we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2,  you must be Catholic.’ The cab driver is very excited  and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’ ‘OK’ the  nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’ The nun fulfills  his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker  blush.
But when they get back on t he road, the cab  driver starts crying. ‘My dear child,’ says the nun,  ‘why are you crying?’ ‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I  lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m  Jewish.’ The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is  Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween  party.’ 


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