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Fw: Installing a Husband

22 Oct

 

 


INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support
,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in over all system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
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Romance 9….5 and=2 0
·
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
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CRICKET 5.0,
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FOOTBALL 3.0 and
·
DOMINO 4.1.
Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
·
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,

Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE
,
First, keep in mind,
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Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
·
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0 update.
·
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2. 0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
**** Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Gas and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do,
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program.  These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

Best Wishes Babe!
Tech Support


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