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Buy with caution

 

Sheer Nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price — the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she’s no dummy ), ‘I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.’
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, ‘Good Grief!  You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!’
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon.  Closed coffin


 
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FW: It’s all bad!

 

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in
Manchester .
‘The material we put into our stomachs is enough to
have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red
meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach
lining, Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat
diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the
long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking
water. But there is one thing that is the most
dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can
anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the
most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’ 
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in
the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
‘Wedding Cake.

 
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